The Tale of the Belt

Gary and I have this constant argument over his belt and its location in the house. Tonight was a classic…

Gary: Where’s my belt?
Me: I don’t know last time I saw it it was in your jeans at the foot of the bed
Gary: (as he’s looking in the bedroom) I don’t see it
Me: Well where are your pants that were there
Gary: I have them on “OH WAIT” I have my belt on
Me: Snort!